family-ops, on tap

Your family's calmest
assistant.

A private assistant that handles the calendar juggling, school stuff, appointments, and gift research — over Telegram, billed monthly. Just throw stuff at it and it gets done.

What it actually does.

No "AI assistant" mush. Concrete things, every day.

[01] calendar

Calendar coordination

Finds open afternoons, blocks them off, moves things when life happens. Speaks your timezone.

[02] inbox

Inbox triage

School newsletters, doctor reminders, RSVPs — surfaced in five bullets, action items called out.

[03] booking

Appointments

Dentist, pediatrician, haircut. Drafts the email, runs it by you, sends. Phone bookings get escalated.

[04] gifts

Gift research

Birthday next Thursday, $40 budget, and they like climbing? You'll have three good options by lunch.

[05] school

School operations

Permission slips, conferences, sign-up genius links. The friction layer for parenthood, removed.

[06] travel

Travel legwork

Flight options, hotel shortlists, the cancellation calendar. You make the call, it does the typing.

It's a Telegram conversation.

No new app to install. No dashboard to learn. Two minutes of onboarding and you're in.

@calmest.ai — live
youcan you book Liam a dentist cleaning, weekday afternoons work
calmest.ai📅 Dr. Park has Tue May 7 or Thu May 9 at 3:30 — both clear on your calendar.
✉️ Drafted: "Hi — looking to book a cleaning for Liam, would Tue May 7 or Thu May 9 around 3:30 work? Thanks, Mike."
Send it?
yousend
calmest.aiSent. I'll let you know when they reply.
[ 01 ]

Sign up

Card on file, $85/month. We provision a private assistant just for your family.

[ 02 ]

DM the bot

Two minutes of onboarding — who's in your family, where you live, basic preferences.

[ 03 ]

Throw stuff at it

Calendars, emails, bookings, research. You stay in the loop. It does the rest.

Boring safety, on purpose.

A family assistant that hallucinates a sent email is worse than no assistant at all. Three rules, baked in.

  • [ ✓ ] Never sends without confirmation. Every email and calendar write is shown to you first. No silent moves.
  • [ ✓ ] Knows when to defer. If something's outside its lane — a phone call, a judgment call, a high-stakes decision — it pauses, handles it, and reports back. You stay in the loop.
  • [ ✓ ] Your data, your accounts. Email + calendar live in your Google account. Revoke access in one click anytime.

One plan. Simple.

Less than a babysitter. More capable than your last intern.

$85/ month
  • Unlimited messages, all hours
  • Telegram now — iMessage + WhatsApp coming
  • Reliable when it's outside its lane — never just makes things up
  • One account per family, up to 6 people
  • Cancel anytime. No annual contract.
Get on the list